Skip to main content

Dank Artist

1. A person who has become so skilled at smoking Marijuana that they have attained the Rank of "Artist."
2. A person who has purchased so many smoking devices and blunt wraps, that they are equipped to handle any pot-smoking related situation.
Dude, Joe B is a total Dank Artist. He has that crazy credit card pipe and shit.
by Bon Havre September 11, 2013
mugGet the Dank Artist mug.

hand artist

A Woman or Man who provides a much needed service to the horny people in the world ....... if you get what i mean ;)
Man 1: Shelly is the biggest hand artist in the town.
Man 2: Really what are her rates?
Man 1: I think $50 a job.
by Handy McAndy November 17, 2013
mugGet the hand artist mug.
Related Words
Art arthur Arturo artist Arti ARTA artard Artin Artur ARTEM

Premature Articulation

Premature Articulation is the act of speaking/bragging too soon before all the facts are in, the game is over, etc.
Dude, I totally jinxed the Toronto Maple Leafs by blathering all over Facebook about how they were kicking ass, then they lost the game. For the first time since high school, I experienced premature articulation!
by AverageMan December 8, 2013
mugGet the Premature Articulation mug.

hairy artifact

A fossilized sexual organ covered in cat hair due to sleeping with a Maine coon on New Years Eve in Maine
Hey girl you wanna see my hairy artifact? It's hung in my living room.
by mainehoes January 1, 2014
mugGet the hairy artifact mug.

bunk artist

A young adult, usually a fan of music festivals, who thinks he or she is a trained, educated artist based solely on the fact they can draw owls and tye dye anything.
Check out this dope ass piece of gravel wrapped in wire. I bought it off that bunk artist at that booth.
by Godkiller329 February 25, 2014
mugGet the bunk artist mug.

torture artist

A sadist that makes torturing others into a creative artform or sometimes just a really offensive piece of work.
Person A: "My english professor is such a torture artist. She assigned 3, 10-page essays all due before the end of term."
Person B: "But wait isn't the end of term next week?"
Person: "Exactly."
by PimpstressMI October 1, 2014
mugGet the torture artist mug.

Angle Artist

People that use lighting and angles to make themselves look attractive and thin in photos. Pretty much if someone only has face shots that were taken from above you can guarantee they're fat.

Source: Reddit
That's what I said. I left after an awkward few minutes, texted her later politely saying I was more hoping to hang out one-on-one, and never heard back. I struck gold when I first downloaded Tinder a couple of months ago, but since then it's just been conversations that go nowhere, a few shitty dates, and angle artists.
by Arkbg1 December 25, 2014
mugGet the Angle Artist mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email