King Nasty. King to Queen Nasty. Father of Princess and Prince Nasty. Accompanied by The Duke of Nasty and the Duchess of Nasty.
Bend the knee. Bow before your king.
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John Rumble’s Rumble Strip blew out my taint.
I haven’t been in worse pain then when John Rumble stole my taint in Iowa
I haven’t been in worse pain then when John Rumble stole my taint in Iowa
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