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quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

(Verb) When a man is having vaginal intercourse with a woman who is laying down on her stomach (the "lazy dog") and his penis slips out and pokes her in the anus (the "brown fox"), either accidentally or intentionally.
Last night in bed with Trisha, my quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog and she made me sleep on the couch (or) Last night, Steve's quick brown fox jumped over my lazy dog, so I kicked him out of bed.
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eva brown 

When you fuck a girl in the ass and right before you cum,you pull out, turn her around, pull back and smack her right under the nose with your dick leaving a Hitler sized shit stained mustache.
Dude. Last night I totally eva brown'd that girl.
eva brown by archivol April 18, 2015

Brown Spade 

When you poop on someone's face then proceed to smooth it out into a fecal mask using your balls.
this girl was bustin on me all night cause she wanted the dong, so when gametime came instead of hookin up i gave her the old brown spade
Brown Spade by I.P. Freely May 16, 2004

fishing for boneless brown trout 

My stomach hurts so I'm gonna go fishing for some boneless brown trout.
Slang term for Cocaine linked to the actor Charles Bronson and cocaine's nickname Charlie.
"Sell us a few gram of Bronson eh?"
Bronson by Theorum September 28, 2007

brown eye baller 

Rob Halford is a brown eye baller. He likes his dudes dressed in leather.

brown fudge sunday 

No....not a mis-spelling. A day of the week upon which you should be afforded rest and relaxation, but due to the fact that you have three children under four years of age you spend that day packing a despatching shit pastys into the nappy bin.
"Hey come on, I've done six today already - you have a go,
I'm just having a brown fudge sunday and bugger all else"
brown fudge sunday by Brucester September 16, 2006