Lars hands

"That feeling you get when Spaghetti falls out your pocket"

"oh man, The running pace at which you are currently showing is lacking in speed, amongst my point of view. At which fails to surpass a passive & obnoxious fellow such as myself"

"Lars hands"

by TubbyMacPhatPhuck June 5, 2020

hand salad

Having your partner masturbate you with a leaf of lettuce wraped around your penis.

Last night I managed to add a lot of ranch sauce to my hand salad, if you know what I mean.

by Not_your:business March 29, 2017

Silk hand

When you get semen on your hand

I gave this girl a silk hand after she jerked me off

by Bigdaddyhughes1031 July 25, 2016

Texting hand

You're dominate texting hand. The one that you use more frequently. Mostly your dominate hand too.

My left hand feels awkward with my phone in it so I use my texting hand when I'm laying down.

by Kennedy529 May 10, 2015

Baby Hands

Baby hands

Damn!!! That Coronarita making B look like he got baby hands!

by Grant Gallagmanclair September 25, 2018

Hand candle

Hand candle is another word for a dick or penis

Do you want me to puor my hot wax on you from my hand candle

by BIGNIGNIPS July 26, 2023

one handed twister

Jerking off preferably in a twisting motion

He was giving himself a one handed twister in the bathroom

by frankiepolymath March 8, 2015