dick nada

Nothing, zero, zilch.

Natasha: "What did you get for Christmas?"
Chloe: "Christmas sucked this year. I got dick nada."

by phalagen January 13, 2008

dick groove

A wide gap between a woman's breasts. Popular belief says dick grooves are aquired from titty fucking.

HAHA check out that dick groove, its wider than the grand canyon.

by JohnnyOzzie September 22, 2007

Dick-dazzled

(1) adj - situation whereupon a female is undeniably at the mercy of her high-maintinence boyfriend & answers to his every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of boyfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.

(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex

The female version of being pussy whipped.

(1) OMG, Caitlyn is so dick-whipped that she ignored her niece when she needed her room keys back and didn't answer her phone or the door.

(2) If he didn't give it up all the time, she wouldn't be so goddamned dick-dazzled.

by GrrrlllScout December 16, 2008

dick-pixie

a person who is being a major bitch and a dick head at the same time. Also used as a funny insult

Jack: i justdon't want to ask her out fuckin retard
Ben: wow you're bein a dick-pixie

by AcePhenom April 4, 2009

cunty-dicks

Assholes who enjoy making a bad situation worse. They make you so frustrated that you want to take a gaggle of big black dicks and shove it up their asshole. When meeting a cunty-dick, the first and only response to give said individual should be "go suck a bag of dicks."

Those assholes are cunty-dicks.

by themunchkins February 8, 2014

Dick Hopes

The concept that every man will go through that happens when he is preparing to go on a date, and also on the date, thinking he's going to get lucky later in the evening but of course it never happens.

Man thinks to himself, "Im having dick hopes again... I bought her a nice dinner, bought a shitty movie i don't like but she does, and im sweet talking her all night. I'm gonna get some later!"- Doesn't get any action the entire night.

by Dr. Don February 10, 2014

Dick shift

The sex position in which the male is laying on his back and the female sits on his stomach. Her feet are on his feet working them like petals while simultaneously working his dick like a manual shifter. The male has the option to then use her breasts as a steering wheel.

Hoe: "I'm thinking we ride the dick shift tonight."
Guy: "sounds great! Let's go through a hilly landscape? There's a lot more shifting and turning involved."
Hoe: "I get tired of shifting and you gonna stretch out my boobs!"
Guy: "you wanna fight bitch!"

by DuRt October 13, 2014