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Hot n' Chunky Stewjob

This is the act of throwing up warm chunky vomit onto a partners genitals during oral sex. As disgusting as it sounds, surely there are people out there (like those into shit porn) who enjoy this. It is generally an accidental act triggered by a gag reflex or perhaps a very yeasty vag, but may be used purposely as an act of revenge or spite.
EX1. Bill only wanted a BJ from Steph, but she ended up giving him more than he asked for, a nice hot n' chunky stewjob.

EX2. Steve was all hyped up to eat out Jill's axe wound but the bitch was so dirty he gave her a hot n chunky stewjob before he even touched his tongue to it.
by N8RZ March 18, 2013
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A n P Cert

When a guy hits the Ass and Pussy on a Girl!!! We say he got his A&P Cert!! From the Aircraft Maintenance A&P Certificate!!! Qualified, yeah!!
"Tod got his A n P Cert from the girl last nite!!""
by Elephanttusk October 7, 2007
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Chicken N' Cheese

When you have passionate, sloppy sex with a woman that has a raging yeast infection.
Overall, it was good, and I guess I'd do it again, despite the stank that came with that Chicken N' Cheese.
by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023
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(si-mone-9 to the power of n)

(si-mone-9 to the power of n) is really heavy shit that is a collaborative effort of curtain parties who are bound to play a part without boundaries or bias. Inc.UD
(si-mone-9 to the power of n) is published on(EY605792121FRref.code) *defi.net/definition/Simone-9%25E2%2581%25BF (we had to draw on the power of the enamies) for this one !
The ref.code is yet to be announced, till. ...*not a true site.
by Me : Tracy Grimshaw April 26, 2020
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Candide, n.

Pronunciation: can-DEET (similiar to "yeet")
Frequency (in current use): 1/10
Origin: French
Etymons: candid, adj; candidacy, n

1) The eponymous character of "Candide ou l'optimisme" by Voltaire, an optimistic man who repeatedly claims that we "live in the best of all possible worlds" and that "we must cultivate our garden". The book is philosophical, but ultimately a satire (so there's also a lady who lost one of her two buttcheeks because she ate it in it) and was banned because it was too controversial.

2) Born this very minute 23 years ago, Austro-German singer-songwriter, stylist, fashion icon and social media influencer Candide is known for her profound exploration of both the human psyche and eros through art and research. Popular because of her kindness and willingness to reach out and deep into other people, she has been known to hear people's life stories a mere five minutes after meeting them and uses these insights to fuel her art and understanding of the world. An amazing friend and wonderful person, according to those who know her, she continues onwards on her path towards beauty in a complex world.
The word Candide, n. means being defined by aesthetics, love and passion - a modern-day Venus.
by Sciolet August 26, 2018
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Duck 'N Fuck

A game that begins with eating a tremendous amount of greasy duck meat with your partner. After you both have had your fill, strip naked and begin having really rough sex. The first person to shit loses.
I had a really rough Christmas, but at least I beat Heather at Duck 'N Fuck. That bitch shit all over the floor!
by davebarr19 September 2, 2015
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Snags n Swags

a gathering of 7-15 people who fang round in shitbox cars, have a snag or 3 for tea, drive the shitbox cars for a bit more, light a massive fucking fire and then throw shit at old mate, followed by camping in swags.
how was snags n swags on the weekend? fuckin tops old mate
by old mate mort January 27, 2013
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