box

a fat ass person who is handicap or ultimately immobile.

Poor guy. Look at him. That box is probably sitting there wondering who the fuck is going to help him.

by ChipForClicks May 30, 2018

Dick in a box

When you cut a hole in a box and shove your wing wong ching chong in it

Wow that freak ezio just put a dick in a box

by Its time to stop July 4, 2016

in a box

Another term for dead as in a wooden box or a casket.

"After smoking for 40 years, Joe's mother ended up in a box."

by pomerakchild June 8, 2022

box of hundreds

when asked if you can up the ante, or what more you can bring to the table, you reply "well... i can bring a 'box of hundreds'." Also refers to what you can pay for sexual services rendered. Also refers to the best you can do.

she's so fine she can have my box of hundreds right now!

by skigirl222 February 25, 2012

Chess Boxing

A niche sport where you box someone and play chess

"Did you watch that chess boxing tournament?"
"Yeah man, it was crazy."

by A Schlatt Fan December 27, 2022

box split

A group of people paying for a movie all together to reduce the cost for each individual person.

“Lets box split this movie”

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah October 13, 2020

male box

A polite term for a penis.

I refused Tom's advances. Finally I had enough and kicked him in the male box.

by Mr. Can Man June 26, 2018