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Baby Shower

A sexual maneuver. This can only be achieved when fornicating with a single mom. If during coital rythms the child happens to enter the room unexpectedly one would quickly cease intercourse to ejaculate firmly on said child.

baby shower.
So I was bangin' Lucy the other night, you know the milf...so her kid walks in, asks for a glass of milk...I filled for him.

Baby shower high five!
by Rick Tickets October 25, 2009
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baby on board

A sign that can often be seen in car windows indicating that a baby is riding in the car.

Popularized in the simpsons episode where Homer joins the B Sharps, and makes these 3 words into a song.
The Song:
Baby on board,
how I adore,
that sign in my car windowpane.
Folks stop and stare, friends I don't care
That little yellow sign can't be ignored
I'm telling you it's mighty nice
Each trip's a trip to paradise
With my baby on board.
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
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baby dick

a joint or a blunt
"Yo, Grimm roll another baby dick, and lets get high"
by Dison February 2, 2004
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baby boy

bb baby boy pretty blonde friend la baby booty

best friend, nice, caring, affectionate, likes to dance, loves to give jump hugs (and recieve them), is quite fond of pretty blonde friends, and mnb's, and mnbj's. Baby Boy is very specific and can only be used to describe one person who has a very irish temper and likes to wrestle. Most baby boys, in fact, were very cute girly babies.
oh look who it is, the baby boy and his pretty blonde friend
by babygirl/pretty blonde friend September 30, 2007
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Baby Lambo

A Lamborghini that has not yet been purchased yet and sits at the dealership. Once being bought is when it reaches maturity.
Lets go to the Lamborghini Dealership and adopt a baby lambo.
by RybesMcNasty July 18, 2009
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Jelly Baby

A term used to describe the act of a gay man preforming oral sex on another man who has just had anal sex with yet another man. (usually in a public restroom)
Rick likes to give Jim a hot, steaming, Jelly Baby in the theater restroom.
by Adorkablemommie November 20, 2011
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Drunken Babies

Word Used To descibe Babies Who get drunk or aka go on the piss
Man Ma kid ma kid shes only 3 months and shes been goin out on the piss u seen her man shes drunk all he time

Hey get off ma porch ya drunken babies yeh and take ur dipers with ya!

See picture for defination said the baby
by Dudududthe3rd July 6, 2004
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