by Pp good May 14, 2023
Get the dominic simp mug.A guy who puts time and energy into fixing and building a girl's vehicle. And wonders why he gets put Into the friend zone
"Carl did it again, he spent 20 hours wrenching on that sperm banks truck and all he got was a jizz soaked kiss on the cheek. That's what he gets for truck simping"
by Skeeterskeet August 21, 2023
Get the truck simp mug.A Filoni Simp is anyone who blindly loves Dave Filoni, believes everything he says or does without question, and is triggered by any kind of evidence that shows he destroyed Star Wars continuity both before and after Disney purchased the franchise.
This Filoni Simp was in my comment section bitching that I was too harsh for calling "The Clone Wars", Star Wars for people with room temperature IQs.
by The Sentinel777 August 27, 2023
Get the Filoni Simp mug.1. some crazy fuck who simps for a nun from a discontinued FNF mod named Sarvente (Sarv for short).
While some are just too damn horny to exist, there are only a handful that are actually sane.
2. Literally me
While some are just too damn horny to exist, there are only a handful that are actually sane.
2. Literally me
Person 1: I want to fuck sarvente so badly~
Me: Ok bro, i think you need a checkup fr 💀
(not like i'm a sarvente simp too, plus i'm not even THAT horny for her)
Me: Ok bro, i think you need a checkup fr 💀
(not like i'm a sarvente simp too, plus i'm not even THAT horny for her)
by Alleg69 November 18, 2023
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by AnonDoxy December 4, 2023
Get the professional simp mug.Someone who simps for another culture than their own due to the belief, either conscious or unconscious, that they can take a mental vacation from their own culture this way. Thus a culture simp is by definition messed up in the head. Some culture simps are driven to create theme parks to convince themselves of belonging to another culture, especially when in a grandiose phase. They also like to visit theme parks safely ensconced in their own culture like the center of a Russian nesting doll, but American, of course. Not to be confused with prejudice, which has a chauvinistic flavor.
You know you're a culture simp when you go slumming at Epcot Center.
An important biopsychosocialparalegalphilosophical question to ask is whether all biracial people necessarily have multiple culture simp personalities, definitionally speaking, or are they transcultural?
Only Rachel Dolezal knows whether she's a culture simp; I have no opinion.
An important biopsychosocialparalegalphilosophical question to ask is whether all biracial people necessarily have multiple culture simp personalities, definitionally speaking, or are they transcultural?
Only Rachel Dolezal knows whether she's a culture simp; I have no opinion.
by White Chocolatte January 1, 2024
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