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Zombie Velociraptor

The horrifyingly undead version of the already deadly velociraptor with an even larger craving for flesh, nearly impossible to kill, and easily recognized by the overwhelming scent of rotting flesh and mammoth farts.

The only good thing about running into a zombie velociraptor, is that it will eat you slowly from foot to head. (but thats not good at all)

The only way to kill a zombie velociraptor was developed by Sir AhoyNateo during his studies in the land of BullShit.

He found the easiest way to kill a zombie velociraptor is with a flaming britany spears because they are highly flammable. nevermind bramble spear.
*Nate:* a flaming zombie running around sounds f$%king hilarious.

*Flaming Zombie Velociraptor:* rawr raor raor raor I'M ON FIRE, YO!
by Ninjaroxursox November 4, 2010
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Flying Zombie

A sex position in which one person is asleep (Therefore the Zombie) while the other person has vigorous sex until the "zombie" wakes up and jumps out of bed (Therefore the 'flying' effect.)
"Oh, yeah. I flying zombied that bitch last night."
by ChurchGirls101 November 29, 2007
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Zombie Brain

A mindless creature, especially one that plays League of Legends, they have no idea what they are doing and are lost in life most of the time. If you ask them a question, they will completely ignore you because they have a Zombie Brain.
"SP, what are you doing, why are you taking blue while we are taking dragon, do you have a Zombie Brain?!?!?!!?"
by NWAwalrus June 25, 2022
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Simp Zombie

A slow stupid ignorant one sided “dead” person mainly men who tend to take the highway, half of the time, the other hand they are sneaky, clever and of course love to eat brains
by Yehosher November 28, 2021
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Bloody zombie

When you have sex with a girl on her period, get your dick really bloody, then cram it in her asshole.
My girl was getting freaky on her period, so I gave her that bloody zombie. That did the trick!
by Malone dick November 2, 2013
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Farmville Zombie

An extremely additcted farmville player who sends game requests but no longer is part of the facebook world. Usually will only speak of facebook sim-games and has an inability to make needed effort socially.
Friend 1: All I ever hear is farmville from him! What is it?
Friend 2: No! Don't try it. You'll end up so addicted that you'll be a farmville zombie!!
Friend 1: So thats why he never talks to us. :(
by Shadoe.Phoenix. March 3, 2011
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Bargain Zombie

A shopper in an mindless state of anticipation, having an unquenchable desire for mechandise on sale. Typically spotted in large masses converging in front of store entrances during late hours of the night prior to events such as Black Friday.
Look at all the Bargain Zombies flooding the store entrances, looks like a scene from Dawn of the Dead
by New Sky November 28, 2010
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