Zackary

Zackary is a bitch! He can't keep a girl

Man how many girls can he go through in a week - kid

I got money on 4 zackary cant keep a girl - other kid

by hiyo90726 May 17, 2019

zackass

Having extreme qualities of what it is to be a jackass, or something close to it. If someone around you is fucking around and acting like a dumbass, refer to him as a 'zackass'.

'When we were washing cars for a school fundraiser last weekend, I told Zack to go and get the towels, so he decides to dance on them. *facepalm* what a zackass.'

by xxxmaddiexcore April 15, 2009

Zack

A gross boy who never showers.

Girl 1: I hear you slept with Zack last night?

Girl 2: Eww I bet you are disgusting now.

Girl 3: No all the alcohol we consumed nullified his grossness

by #imalwaysright November 2, 2011

Zack

Zack is a guy with brown quiffed hair, and bluish eyes. he is the size of a giant with a small willy. he has a floppy belly and is shit in bed

"OMFG zack is so shit in bed"

"yeah i know!"

by Zacks amazing girl- friend August 25, 2013

Zack Folsom

A person, usually a male with a uni-brow shaped like a v, with long brown hair. usually tall, does not like to shave,plays guitar,likes ac/dc buys strap-Locks and nothing else (he doesn't want his guitar to fall. Likes girls, but just for show nothin' else. Uses HIs middle name instead of his first name.

Sam: "Hey did you see zack?"
Nick:" yeah he's over there putting his strap-Locks!!!"
Jason: "Not again"
Jimmy:"That Zack Folsom!!!!"

by dslfjweiofrj November 8, 2009

zackingoff

(V) Term used for masturbation while wearing a magnum condom

Did you hear how loud Zack was in the shower when he was zackingoff?

by noenns January 5, 2010

Zackcoolio

One of the non-coolest persons ever. They just think they are.

This person will usually show their genitalia to there friends. Most kids that call themselves this usually grow up to madly gay and usually in love with a large black spouse.

zack coolio-"Hey guys my name is zackcoolio"

random person-"whatta fag"

by 670007 February 14, 2012