Red Wedding

When a bride is on her period during a wedding and she bleeds through the wedding dress.

"Becky forgot her tampon on her wedding, again... Does every remarrying have to be a red wedding?"

by Lexobear September 29, 2019

Weeping Willow

the act of 2 flaccid men that attempt to dock, forming a weeping willow

"facebook.com/profile.php?id=1459216487&ref=ffl" is my favorite person to do a weeping willow with

by The Holocaust is Op November 22, 2011

White Wedding Dress

Something a bride generally wears to a night wedding. She looks crazy because at night, you should wear dark colours.

Kiki wore a white wedding dress to her 6 pm wedding. It confused me and made me want to puke because it was so bright and cheerful looking even though the sky outside was dark and I was in a dark, nighttime state of mind. Kiki's white wedding dress certainly stole the show.

by Kimperlee November 16, 2012

Royal Wedding

A day off work

Will: Hey, it's the royal wedding tomorrow, what're you going to do for it?
Harry: Probably head down the pub and spend the day catching some sun in the beer garden.

by JB42 May 21, 2011

Muriel's Wedding

Quite possibly the worst film on the face of this earth. Watching said film may cause the viewer to exhibit such symptoms as (but not limited to)

A general feeling of revulsion.

An instant hatred of all things beginning with A and ending with BBA

Violent projectile vomiting

Hatred towards the human race for ever concieving such a hellishly bad idea.

Uncontrollable self-combustion. (Yes, you will burst into flames and die if you watch this movie.)

Viewer: (Watches Muriel's Wedding)
Viewer: What's this strange hateful sensation in my gut?
(And then he explodes in a mess of red chunks.)

by ether75 September 9, 2010

Wedding minge

A Short term for somone who is sexually Aroused at a wedding by looking at Little children dressed up in smart Bow ties and other Formal Ware.

Guy1: Look at the Kid there wearing the red Bowtie!
Guy2:What are you A WEDDING Minge!?

by The Locator November 15, 2011

Wedding fish

The Christian marriage equivalent of the awkward turtle. Whenever there is a reference to a soon-to-be-married Christian couple's future sex life, the wedding fish makes an appearance. (This is accompanied by fish-like hand gestures).

"He proposed to me and we hugged it out"
"That's not ALL you're gonna be doing... 7 months left... aaaah wedding fish"

or

"We've been discussing contraception for when we're married"
"WEDDING FISH"

by virginpoledancer February 4, 2012