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Basket Weaver

A girl who is extremely enthusiastic about giving head.
Typically, the employment of both hands, one on shaft, the other on balls (the key to recognizing her enthusiasm), resembles the action of basket weaving.
"Dude, that girl monica is a TOTAL basket weaver!"
"Awesome!"
by Pristine Balls January 2, 2009
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Cum Sniveling Weasel

A deceitful, lying, waste of space, time, money, and air. This type of person makes outrageous claims like being related to Nicholas Cage and the person who invented glass. Lies permeate the structure of this type of person's mentality and disgusts men and women alike and their venomous personality is highly contagious so beware. An immediate syptom of being infected with this terrible character trait is the subtle development of curly hair and randomly screaming obscenities out the car window at dogs and the elderly.
That bastard just threw his gum at a dog and said "I know the Godfather," what a cum sniveling weasel he is.
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pop goes the weasel

Its when you're getting head and you cum in her mouth without any prior warning.
I was getting head and came in this girl's mouth without making a sound. She said "What the hell" and I yelled

"Pop goes the weasel bitch!!"
by Swarjin October 8, 2009
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Creamed in pants Weaver

Any woman who gets aroused by a man, (particularly a policeman); A woman who likes a bit of Burchill.
Weaver: I really like your helmet, can I have my cunt stuffed?

Ian: Bloody hell Creamed in pants Weaver
by Cowboy Paul June 24, 2006
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weasel

a complete asshole who gets out of everything and thinks he will always get out of everything yet everyone who knows him knows he will one day get caught
by Jason D July 24, 2008
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weasel

Pejorative term for a University of Michigan fan, also known as a Wolverine. This is an apt descriptor for two reasons: First, wolverines are stocky and muscular rodents known for their nasty demeanor and musky stank, and are literally of the weasel family, Mustelidae. Second, and even more accurate, the term weasel is commonly applied to those of low moral character whom are typified by wheedling, whining, and overzealous aggression in pathetic attempts to gain unfair advantage in sport, business, and personal dealings.
Weasel: "Dude, what a rip off! Michigan had the game in the bag...if not for the crappy officiating and that touchdown Sparty scored after the clock ran out!"

Sparty: "Uh, don't be such a weasel. Michigan was behind by 28 points and didn't have a chance."

Weasel: "Yeah sure, you're just jealous because you didn't get into what we call 'the Harvard of the Midwest.' You know I love the maize!"

Sparty: " Actually I did get in.. to Northwestern, and the University of Chicago. And please stop whining; I'd take you more seriously if you didn't have that corn cob buried in your ass to the hilt."
by droogie toogie August 18, 2012
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weasels

A generic name for democratic countries whose citizens and politicians are too sissy and faithless to defend their own ideals.
Spaniards are such weasels! The terror attack in Madrid scared them so much, they voted for the socialists.
by Pengy April 23, 2004
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