Twoop

A combination of the words tweet and poop. Tweeting while pooping.

I was making a twoop then this guy walked in the bathroom and heard me.

by lboii April 30, 2015

Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

Twimp

And female whom is both a twat and a wimp

She broke her hand and complained like a little Twimp.

by Goduckyohrseld February 8, 2017

Twomie

A friend who is not only a homie but also your "twin". You both are so close you can talk about anything without it being awkward and you both most likely work at the same place.

Chandler and Ryan were such good friends, they called each other twomie

by Ryan Toast 98 March 20, 2017

thompson family

The most boring family you will ever meet. Reads books for fun, even the dog sleeps all the time. Gets mad when you take a shower and eat all there crap. Also they are duds.

If you take a shower in the thompson family house u might not come out alive

by Niceman34566 May 6, 2017

twimpering

when a Trumpian character whimpers to the press about how unfairly he's being treated; a would-be dictator whining like a little bitch in the media.

His Twimpering reached a new level on Tuesday, as Trump claimed CNN was 'out to get me because I have secret evidence that Ted Turner made cyborg babies'.

by kcxlkvdxlvl;v;lkx May 21, 2017

thompson jr high

a junior high school in Bakerfield, CA where the dress code is always enforced because the principal acts like guys could get aroused when they see a girl's legs or shoulders, which causes a lack of individuality; the dances there are full of bad ass kids who like to run around like they ain't go no goddamn home training; everyday, there is a ratchet ass fight outside the school. The only thing that's good there is the food.....

there's a fight after school at Thompson jr high!!!

by EATMYASS101 July 8, 2017