by Drumming Ginger September 22, 2017
Looks like the attention troll made another negative comment on the youtube video just to get attention.
by Poop Stain Barney December 09, 2011
A troll who logs onto a blog, posts a couple of zingers and then exits, all in less than 60 seconds. The digital equivalent of a drive-by shooting.
With all the flame wars that are raging, this blog has been hit by a lot of drive-by trolls recently.
by sharp shtick June 15, 2010
A company-or divison of a company-whose sole reason for being is to sue other companies/individuals for patent infringment.Sometimes the troll is a large tech company with many patents.Other times it's a smaller company that purchases patents...then goes huntin'.Don't let this stop you from makin' shit.
UNBIASED ANCHORMAN:"Great news CRACKBERRY ADDICTS!The USPTO
ruled today that PATENT TROLL NTP's claims
against RIM are invalid.Whew...that was
close!More after these emai-uh messages."
ruled today that PATENT TROLL NTP's claims
against RIM are invalid.Whew...that was
close!More after these emai-uh messages."
by L.MARTIN December 22, 2005
Beach Trolls can be either male or female and are found in beach communities throughout the world.
They are socially predatory creatures and usually obsessed with their exterior appearances, while neglecting development of their blackening souls.
Their interior ugliness comes out as they age, so that they are easily recognizable when older, but the young and middle-aged beach trolls will sometimes fool you with their charm and temporarily youthful beauty.
Their favorite pastimes include sleeping with married people, collecting jewelry and looking in the mirror.
They are socially predatory creatures and usually obsessed with their exterior appearances, while neglecting development of their blackening souls.
Their interior ugliness comes out as they age, so that they are easily recognizable when older, but the young and middle-aged beach trolls will sometimes fool you with their charm and temporarily youthful beauty.
Their favorite pastimes include sleeping with married people, collecting jewelry and looking in the mirror.
Wow, I just found my ex-best friend in our Jacuzzi. She was having a threesome with my teenage son and husband. She is one mean, beach troll.
by Ian De La Rosa June 22, 2013
Widely considered one of the worst movies of all time. It has recently gained a cult following due to its rediculous dialogue, terrible directing, awfull acting, and ludicrous plot. It involves a family that vacations in the small town of Nilbog(it's goblin spelled backwards!!). They soon discover that the townspeople are really vegitarian goblins who try to trick people into eating food that turns them to vegitables. It is hillarious in the fact that it tries to be scary and serious only to fail miserably. Best enjoyed with friends.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Troll 2 yet?
Guy 2: yes it was so terrible, I couldn't stop laughing for a whole week.
Guy 2: yes it was so terrible, I couldn't stop laughing for a whole week.
by Troll 2 fanatic January 25, 2009
A troll who criticizes/mocks the dated graphics of older video games, regardless of whether the gameplay has stood the test of time.
They seem to be oblivious of the fact that due to the rapid emergence of new technology, the cutting edge eye-candy they're jacking off over now will be dated and discarded once the "next big thing" hits the market.
They're also guilty of the greater crime of championing visuals over gameplay - a stance which is killing the integrity of the video game industry.
They can typically be found in Youtube comments sections, posting garbage on gameplay videos of titles 5 - 10+ years old.
They seem to be oblivious of the fact that due to the rapid emergence of new technology, the cutting edge eye-candy they're jacking off over now will be dated and discarded once the "next big thing" hits the market.
They're also guilty of the greater crime of championing visuals over gameplay - a stance which is killing the integrity of the video game industry.
They can typically be found in Youtube comments sections, posting garbage on gameplay videos of titles 5 - 10+ years old.
Graphics Troll:
"Shogun Total War? Why the hell did IGN give this POS game an 8.5!? The characters are 2D! WTF!??
Look at the ground textures! LOL what resolution is that 1x1!? SUCKAGE
You nerds can knock yourselves out. I'm off to play some COD:WAW NAZI ZOMBIES FTW BITCHHHHHEEESS!!!!!"
"Shogun Total War? Why the hell did IGN give this POS game an 8.5!? The characters are 2D! WTF!??
Look at the ground textures! LOL what resolution is that 1x1!? SUCKAGE
You nerds can knock yourselves out. I'm off to play some COD:WAW NAZI ZOMBIES FTW BITCHHHHHEEESS!!!!!"
by Urizen123 October 10, 2009