Uncle Taming

the act of taming an uncle for breeding purposes. There are multiple steps that must be taken in order to breed your own uncle or indeed the uncle of another person
1. You must taste blood
2. Search for an eligible Uncle
3. Take the chosen Uncle to the state of Israel, choosing any city
4. Immediately leave the country and leave the Uncle behind
5. Upon arrival home, the Uncle will be either in your basement or in a spare bedroom
5b. If you have neither the taming will fail
6. Mount the Uncle with a saddle and do not let him buck you off for 2 hours after mounting
7. With the Uncle broken, you must now breed him
At this point you should have successfully tamed your uncle and made him breeding stock

"sure Jessica i would love to come to your party with all those women but i'm busy Uncle taming and i fucking hate women"

by THAD SMASH January 31, 2020

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Logos timis

A Greek overhyped rap group that mainly attracts chicks known as fasaies

Yo do you like logos timis
Of course everyone in this country does

by Greek alani cringe September 2, 2020

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Ostrich Taming

Getting your grandpa to put his beer down and come to the table for thanksgiving.

"Who's ostrich taming tonight"
"Not me"

by TheMonkeyLordeShowsNoRemorse99 November 25, 2020

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Sheikh timim

Sheikh timim is the owner/King of the country Qatar
He has been king since 2013 since his father had quitted. He likes donating to poor people and he is so kind.

For example "Oh hey sheikh timim"

by rbina72 March 11, 2022

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