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Turtle Head

Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell
Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell, aka "Turtle Head", poked out momentarily from intense deliberations with Senate Democrats, to announce that a budget deal had yet to be reached.
by Fishsticks Wilson January 22, 2013
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turtle head

a shit that knocks at your underpants.
i was pulled over for speeding and tried to explain that there was a turtle head bashing my underpants but the officer still booked me.
by that guy August 30, 2003
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Turtles Foot

A special combination of three different strains of marijuana. The combination is then taken eight times, the number of bowls is then represented by levels of the session.
yoooooo maaaan, i fucking took the turtles foot and its likeeee turtles up your face alll the fucking time footing you theirr soliciatizing feet.

the turtle has two turles foot, the other two are liess.!
by ninjakaiman August 9, 2010
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Turtle head graffiti

another way of saying "skid marks". "Turtle head poking out" often refereed to as Needing to take a dump so bad that a lil pokes out. "Graffiti" represents the skid marks in one underwear via "turtle head".
Looks like you tagged your gonch with turtle head graffiti.
by Ian Purvis June 30, 2011
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pokin' turtle

the last minute right before you have to poop, and your poop is poking and in out of your butt
damn girl, looks like you got a pokin' turtle!
by heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey July 13, 2006
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Ninja Turtle Feet

The way socked feet look after spending time in flip flops.
Didn't have time to put on shoes this morning, guess I'll have Ninja Turtle Feet for the rest of the day.
by Mrmcchicken March 9, 2012
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Squirting Turtle

The spread legged shuffle a girl does after sex on the way to the toilet after not using protection, desperately trying to hold in any semen before making it to the shower/toilet.
Oh my god, my boyfriend has it so easy after we've had sex. I totally have to do the squirting turtle to the bathroom while he just lays there.
by Sexasauras September 29, 2012
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