mitch carmichael

Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.

Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.

There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.

by WV Strong May 9, 2018

Mitch

the male form of Karen

I was at Chili's and I saw this Mitch who thought the guacamole looked too green push nachos off the table and ask for the manager.

by theajishow April 17, 2021

Mitch

Mitch a very perfect person. She is the kindest person you'll ever met. She's smart, talented, gorgeous, and sexy, She is so perfect, everyone adores her. When you're on her good side she'll do anything to make you happy. She's everyone's type, even girls like her. Once you had Mitch there's nothing better.

Girl: wow I'm almost like her!
Guy: no your not..
Girl: why?
Guy: cause no one can be that perfect except mitch

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Mitch Connor

Mitch Connor is Cartmans hand but seen with 2 eyes and a mouth

Kyle: CARTMAN MITCH CONNOR IS NOT A REAL PERSON ITS JUST YOUR HAND YOU FATASS.

Cartman: SHUT UP YOU STUPID JEW.

by Soggy_Toast69420 November 12, 2023

Mitch

A little bitch or cunt that like whine and moan constantly

Jack is a little mitch

by Quinn Vanzer August 19, 2016

Mitch

Mitch’s have the best laughs ever. They have long, luxurious hair kind of like a lion’s mane. They make awesome food so good it’ll make you moist. Mitch’s are notoriously good with kids. They make great husbands and role models.

“Wow, look at that Mitch. He’s so sexy he looks like Mufasa.

by VA2daMO July 21, 2019

mitch

A boy who killed himself after losing an iPod.

An hero.

Hey, did you know that mitch is such an hero?

by mish1 September 22, 2018