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The Naked Man 

A technique by men used to get lain. The man who is invited over to a woman's place makes an excuse to come over and when the woman is not around, he gets naked while he waits for her return. On her return, they both laugh, and the element of surprise gets him laid. Very risky, with a potentially big payoff.

(As seen on How I Met Your Mother)
I used the naked man last night. She had no idea it was coming, but it worked.
The Naked Man by Phatern1 December 15, 2008

The Spider-Man 

When a male is receiving oral sex, The Spider-Man is the act of pulling out his member just prior to ejaculation, then unloading into his own hand and then flinging it in a web-throwing motion directly into the eyes of the one servicing him.
There's nothing quite as satisfying as when I first introduced my girlfriend to The Spider-Man.

the fucking man 

1) Someone who's job it is to fuck
2) Like the man but far more superior
1) I just got some action off the fucking man
2) I am so good, I am the fucking man
the fucking man by Lee June 22, 2004

The Iron Man Challenge 

The ultimate physical, mental and manly challenge. Training and experience is a must. To successfully sleep with 5 different girls in one night.
Rules are simple. No paying and all different places. All at once is impressive but doesn't count.
Can obtain style points by riding "The Tri-cycle" (threesome) across the finish line.
Man #1: I just completed the iron man challenge and obtained this championship belt.
Man #2: Dude, i did it do. But obtained mad style points.

The White Man's Burden 

The onus that has been put on the white man to drag the rest of the world into civilization while simultaneously being the most hated group on the planet.
It was the white man's burden to drag the African negro out of his mud hut clicking and screaming into the first world and look how we've been repaid.

giving the little man in the boat a nuggie 

to perform cunnalingis on the clitoris hard and rapidly.
when i get home i,m gonna giving the little man in the boat a nuggie.