Port

when something is not important

i gave my girl a Portuguese breakfast last night. "ya that's Port!!!"

by fatharry December 11, 2005

fudge port

butthole, rectum, anus, asshole

Spread your ass cheeks when you take a shit so the area around your fudge port doesn't get smeared up.

by picklepee7120 April 18, 2024

Port O’ Connor

N: A small, cracked-out vacation town where you get up at 4:30am, load up to go flats fishing, pray that you catch a big trout, get stuck trying to run the boat in too shallow water, wait for either the tide to rise or someone else to help in return for beer. Eventually, you will probably end up eating dinner at the same place and ending up at the bar until 1am… and repeat.

Person 1: We should go fishing and drinking
Person 2: I know just the place, we should go to Port O’ Connor
Person 1: Aw sweet! We might can even get some cocaine that washed up on the beach!

by whatamidoingwiththis February 21, 2022

prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.

Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.

by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024

prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.

Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.

by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024

DNA Port

A euphemism for a man's penis.

Got his DNA Port serviced.

by Jack TN May 12, 2011

port-tending

When you tend to a port, in the harbor.

Mr. C: What's Johnny do? Last I heard, he was the CEO of a Company.

Mr. D: Haven't you heard?

Mr. G: I haven't heard, what happened?

Mr. D: His degrees got revoked. He's port-tending now.

Mr. C: Hey, what's port-tending?

Mr. G: Oh port-tending, he's tending to the port!!

Mr. D: What a noble profession! I have to go the harbor now!!!

by MosesvsJesus February 25, 2024