P-port 

A rather demure term for a bathroom.

-It's so good to meet you, President Obama. Can I call you Barack?
*You too, Maddy. Of course! I like your nail color.

-Thanks so much! It's been lovely chatting, but I really need to visit the p-port.

*No problem. I love you!

P-port by she'sabirddoge July 26, 2013

Portland, P.A 

Portland, P.A. is a very small town near Bangor in north-East Pensylvania. consists of one small main street,wich contains a tatoo parlor,a pet store,a chocolate shop, and not mush else.

the main street is set across from a small walking bridge,that many local teens like to sit on the side of.

one other popular teen hangout is the graveyard on the east side of town. it's quite large,and is set on a steep hill.

possibly because of the graveyard, many ghosts have been sighted and rumored in portland.

Has two churches,one Methodist, one Baptist.

Another place lcal teens liked to hang out at was the small playground,behind the old schoolhouse. However,it was recently re-done, and made "safer", so most of the fun has gone out of that area.

Portland has one of the best volunteer fire departments of any small town in northern P.A., with a quick response time and dedicated firefighters.

All in all, a nice place.

i went to Portland, P.A yesterday. it was nice,but small.

Portland, P.A by angel's tear November 29, 2011

ska-pportunity

a phrase invented by a man living in Whittier California that refers to opportunity seen by an individual to change a song into a ska cover.

As I listen to this song, I envision a ska-pportunity.

ska-pportunity by AngelMalo07 June 28, 2009