The Oh Shit! Handle

Designed for the passenger of the vehicle, just before a car accident issues they yell oh Shit! and grab for the handle above the passenger seat door, If the car doesn't have a oh shit! handle the passenger is screwed.

Oh Shit! <grabs The Oh Shit! Handle>

by Certamon May 5, 2009

defecation hit the oscillation

A more polite way of saying the "shit hits the fan"

When I went in to see 'The Thing', and that guy's head sprouted legs, I knew the defecation hit the oscillation.

by hurricane47 June 12, 2010

The Office

The best show ever made.

"Have you ever watched The Office?"

by nogodnogodpleasenonononoooooo January 4, 2020

The Office

Quite possibly the best name for a strip club.

Father - "Honey, I'm going to The Office!"
Mother - "Ok dear, see you tonight."

by Eastpole September 30, 2009

The Only Way Is Ethics

A really amazing reality show where overly fake tanned people talk about their moral codes.

Person A: omg dude, did you watch the only way is ethics last night?

Person B: oh yea I did, Amy and Kirk had an argument about abortion!

by army165 September 25, 2011

The Oscars

A malignant cringefest where once a year some of the worlds biggest egos congregate for the express purpose of engaging in a mass circlejerk. A night where Hollywood’s liberal elite deign to speak to the proletariat masses about social justice and wokeness, while somehow managing to ignore the fact that they work in one on the most morally bankrupt industries in the country. Watching a puppy get eaten would be a worthier way to spend your evening.

John: Hey, the Oscars are on. Wanna tune in? Jane: Nah, lets watch the Home Shopping Network instead.

by vfuzz March 9, 2019

All over the option

When you have visited various locations/shops in succession.

I have been all over the option today looking for an outfit for Christmas Day.

by SpagBowl December 18, 2018