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The Oh Shit! Handle 

Designed for the passenger of the vehicle, just before a car accident issues they yell oh Shit! and grab for the handle above the passenger seat door, If the car doesn't have a oh shit! handle the passenger is screwed.
Oh Shit! <grabs The Oh Shit! Handle>

3lb Gastric Orgasm 

The very first flatulence passed during a day. Usually proceeding to the loss off 3lbs of gas weight.
<Doug wakes up> <farts> George: Doug you just had your 3lb Gastric Orgasm.