Certamon's definitions

3lb Gastric Orgasm

The very first flatulence passed during a day. Usually proceeding to the loss off 3lbs of gas weight.

<Doug wakes up> <farts> George: Doug you just had your 3lb Gastric Orgasm.

by Certamon May 5, 2009

The Oh Shit! Handle

Designed for the passenger of the vehicle, just before a car accident issues they yell oh Shit! and grab for the handle above the passenger seat door, If the car doesn't have a oh shit! handle the passenger is screwed.

Oh Shit! <grabs The Oh Shit! Handle>

by Certamon May 5, 2009