Chav

Council housing and violent

A parasitic infection originating in Northern England, but has spread to the whole country and beyond. Chavs will try to mark their territory by attempting to chip down the concrete curb with a hammer to make it easier for Siamese-strollers to get up and down on their daily trips to McDonalds.

by Percy Thrillington September 24, 2020

Chav

chav is basically a british hot cheeto girl

A: omg look it's a chav
the chav: *violently shaking* hAvE A lIttLe FaItH In Me Yeaah I'Ts aLl I neEd YeAh

by @goochie_grease on tiktok September 1, 2020

chav

Someone who is rude, disruptive, wears fake designer brands and usually listens to grime music. They are based in the the U.K. and their headquarters is the outside of mc donald’s where they smoke their older brothers cigarettes, wearing adidas’s or nike tracksuits. If you come to england please avoid these types at all costs.

“she’s bare annoying init”
“omg Chelsea you’re turning into such a chav with that language”

by zoeee:) November 4, 2019

Chav

A person (usually a teenage-young adult british female) who wears pounds of makeup with harsh contour, too dark fake tan and is usually mocked for their jittery stance. Usually known to carry around a Michael Kors handbag, a Victoria's Secret perfume and roughly three energy drinks. Everybody mocks chavs.

Girl #1: OMG I LOOK LIKE A CHAV WITH THIS MAKEUP!

Girl #2: you better not go out like that! xD
Girl #1: xD *wipes off makeup*

by mxsty..xanny June 25, 2020

Chav

Girls of the orange variety. This species is fairly easy to find as they live at McDonalds. They tend to have a frizzy bun and wear adidas clothes. common words they use: G, fam, HAVE A LITTLE FAITH IN MEEE THATS ALL I NEED YEAH. They smoke 10 packs a day, so follow the smoke trail to find your nearest fast food place. DO NOT APROACH BECAUSE THEY DISPLAY VERY THREATENING BEHAVIOUR. never let them do you're makeup or you will go around looking wasted. They often date people from the gif below

I saw a chav at maccy D's. She pulled a knife on me so I stole her chips and ran.

by British check February 5, 2021

Chav

An informal and non politically correct name for A British feral youth.

Person 1: Say, look at those silly little teenagers over there wearing hoodies. Person 2: Yeah! stupid chavs think that their the shit, they don’t scare us.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 28, 2018

chav

Charlie Marsh, an example of a chav. Long story short he wears Nike AirMax 95s, Adidas tracksuits, cheats on every girlfriend he has and runs away like a pussy when someone threatens him - Generally a cunt

Charlie Marsh is the exact definition of a chav, he does not kno de wae

by DoYuKnoDeWae January 9, 2018