Exit Ticket

THE WORST FUCKING ASSIGNMENT A TEACHER COULD GIVE YOU JUST SO YOU CAN LEAVE HER DUMBASS CLASS.

"ok so before you leave, let me give you an exit ticket that is the hardest question known to man."

by requiemsrequiem August 16, 2023

Shit ticket

When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.

"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"

by smilingbananas May 29, 2016

nudes ticket

a person can send this to any gender and ask for as many nude pics as they want and can describe what kind of photos in detail using words or photots

this ticket can be used up to 5 times

person 1 sends nudes ticket
person 2 sends some nudes
person 1 explains what kind he wants
person 2 sends wanted photos

by jackalob May 29, 2020

OG TICKET

Flamefraggs (funny moment man) coined this word as it represents his 9-year-old army

Render: bro, look at these fans!

Flame: THEY'RE MY OG TICKET BRO PLEASSEEE
Kalal: bro, shut the *era era aah* up

by oh_itstotallymookie May 11, 2022

Beef on my ticket

To get really drunk

“Last night I wen to the bar and got beef on my ticket

by Thickthong June 04, 2019

walking lottery ticket

A cop, or anyone who thinks they’re allowed to violate your rights doing something not allowed in their power. So you take them to court, easily win the case, and receive a large sum of money.

The cop that tried to arrest me without committing a crime is a walking lottery ticket. I’ll win in court rather easily.

by I know write five December 11, 2024

Expired Lottery Ticket

Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.

Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.

Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!

by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018