Tessa

Tessa is a sexy ass chick who has big boobs and a nice ass. She is incredible at dancing and singing, which can turn any guy on. Tessa is usually short in height, but don't underestimate her. She can beat up any guy with ease, so watch out! She's also a good cook, and extremely good with kids. She also loves to swim and go shopping for anything

"Have you seen that chick?!"

"You mean Tessa? I know, she's a babe!"

"I call dibs!"

by butterflies123456 June 8, 2012

lolygraph test

Any method of assessment to decide whether or not something is lolworthy.

Like a polygraph test, only to detect lolz instead of lies.

Maybe Carlos Mencia's show is popular, but no chance he passes a lolygraph test.

You should have been there the other day! Juliet slipped on some ice and my lolygraph machine just went crazy.

by The Goddamn Kid March 26, 2008

Studying for a drug test

Having to refrain from smoking pot, or using other drugs, to pass a drug test

"No I can't hit that bong man, I'm studying for a drug test for work."

by Just Lane December 9, 2008

Cincinnati Test Drive

A 69 that takes place in a car, with the male driving and the female having her legs around the man's head, leaving his hands free for steering. A car with a sunroof is preferable, as it gives the woman more room for her legs.

My girlfriend wanted to go check out a new Civic, but as soon as we got the keys, we decided to give it the old Cincinnati Test Drive.

On the way home from Pittsburgh my wife was so horny that she couldn't wait, so we popped the sunroof and had ourselves a Cincinnati Test Drive

by kungfu44 August 10, 2006

tents

1.n. The plural for a kind of portable shelter

2.n. The plural for an obvious bulge in the crotch through fabric where an erection is produced, derived from the phrase "pitching a tent"

3.n. A kind of abbreviation for tentacle sex/rape, often used to describe a specific kind of porn

1. We slept in tents when we went camping.

2. Tents in public are generally frowned upon.

3. (On /d/, an image board on 4chan) Post more tents!

by BRW January 11, 2008

Tessa

A Tessa is an amazing girl. She's always lovable, even when she argues. She always listens, and doesn't complain.
Tessa's are amazing creatures, if you don't know one, you aren't complete.

Who's this amazing chick?" "Oh, that's Tessa!"

by Checkthisout1234 March 22, 2011

pressure test

Fill a girls vagina, ass and mouth with a big cocks simultanously...

3 of us fucked this bitch and we gave her the pressure test

by the voyer August 17, 2003