stripper dog

An old man who is well past the age when any woman
would have sex with him but still acts like a young stud in a
strip club.
A fat guy who is too obese to have sex but pays young naked strippers to rub themselves all over his immense belly.
A loser with no friends who's only interaction with other
humans is the dancers at the neighborhood club.

Sally:" Did you see Grandpa? He's all dressed up!"
Bob: " He's going to the strip club to throw our inheritence
at the dancers, he's become such a stripper dog since Grandma
died."

by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

c-stopper

A c-stopper is the plug that fills and seals the cervical canal during pregnancy. It is formed by a small amount of cervical mucus, and can be sort of bloody.

An alternative word for those pregnant ladies who can't stand the idea of using the terms 'mucus plug' or 'bloody show' in reference to it.

"Eewwwee! I think I just popped by c-stopper! Looks like this baby might be on its way!"

by marsumama August 20, 2009

Gob stopper

When you take a shit and it hurts so much so you have to suck it back in your ass hole.

Shaqueffa: “Hey you busy?”
Biboe: “Kind of. I’m having trouble getting rid of this gob stopper”
Shaqueffa: “Oh that sucks.”

by The real bill Cosby March 27, 2019

Boot Strapper

A dude that look just plain out ridiculous and goofy as hell. To the point of wanting to strap your boots on and give him a swift kick in the ass and ask "What are you thinking wearing those shoes with that shirt?"

Man, I saw this boot strapper walking down the street the other day looking like a straight up choad. I told that boot strappa to get the hell off my streets.

by Boot Strappa September 8, 2011

Cock-Stopper

A person that stops the cock from entering the pussy.

You'r such a cock-stopper!

by Tipsy-rob July 29, 2008

stripper-feet

<adjective> /<verb> strippers/other bitches who wear trainer heels, walk around in their heels so often that their feet eventually become rough, are ashy in between the toes, and have chipped paint on their toenails. You would think that because most of these girls have "money" they would take care of this, but they are too busy supporting their habit of choice to drown out their conscience that they are not worried about their feet.
Coming soon to a strip club near you

Yo bitch if you don't stop touching me with your stripper-feet, we gonna have problems

by jay.so.tatted December 7, 2011

door stopper

A penis so huge that it can stop doors

'Jacob: "What is slang for 'big penis'? 'Door stopper?'"

Crowd: lololololololololololololololololol

by Bowieregard December 17, 2010