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strategic 'Stamps-spending

Where you cleverly dodge the state "snack tax" by mostly using just cash-funds from your SSI check to purchase "basic staple" items like milk, cereal, produce, meat, etc, and reserve the allotment on your Food Stamps card for buying soft drinks, seltzer water, dry-roasted nuts, and other equally-simple stuff that's really just an ordinary everyday comestible, also, but the greedy government classifies it as a "snack food" so that they can charge you sales-tax if you use regular cash to pay for it, but the tax is "forgiven" if you buy it with Food Stamps.
I bought some bulk-bottles of unsalted dry-roasted peanuts so I'd have several months' worth of healthy snacks to munch on throughout the day, and by using strategic 'Stamps-spending, I saved several dollars in sales-tax.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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strateasic

intentionally flirting to serve a particular purpose or gain an interpersonal advantage.
“Johnny flirts with the boss to get light duty. That guy is a strateasic thinker.”
by SalvyZ June 7, 2019
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stadertod

"Dude you're such a stadertod"
"He is a stadertod"
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strafesync

A fortnite legend that has a good YouTube channel and makes good fortnite videos
Have you seen strafesync’s videos? Yeah man, he is awesome!
by SyncSZN November 14, 2019
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Strategic Unloading

The act of shitting yourself violently at the Home Depot showcase toilets.
Jeremy attempted to show me an act of Strategic Unloading yesterday, however, he was caught by the guards before he managed to make his escape.
by houndeye22 January 15, 2020
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Strad

The act of being Strad is the mixture of being stressed and sad at the same time.
Taylor is Strad because of Algebra
by The dummy February 11, 2020
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Strategic docking

Strategic docking is when a person inserts his penis into the forseskin of another man's penis. The strategic part of it is when someone isn't paying attention. For example during a pvp session, someone sneaks under your desk and docks you very quickly.
Vikz likes Strategic docking. It makes his genitals all tingly, since it feels special.
by blijekarper March 29, 2020
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