stole

taking something cool you like from somebody else, hoping they're insured.

Nerd 1: You stole my pocket protector!
Nerd 2: You stole my virginity!

by Mike Hawk is large 'n veiny January 29, 2012

public shool twat

All-male schooling that costs a lot leads to this unfrotunate condition. Boys survive the experience by becoming aggressive pricks or defensive and slightly sorry-looking nerds who can't get the girls. The first kind play rugby and squash and become city finance wankers, the second play cricket and become civil servants (with memories of the empire). Both characterised by juvenile sense of humour throughout adult life. Not always posh. However lack of interaction with those in the real world until 18 years means they're very snobby and on most issues think themselves better than others, who they sometimes deign to pity - particularly
around 'culture' and how to speak 'correctly.' They involuntarily bristle at those that say "wa-er" (water) and "somefink" and condole themselves that these lesser being had the misfortune to be badly educated. Nevertheless, they're are those that think themselves cool; either listen to hip-hop and wear skate gear, or wear surf-gear and travel on their gap-year to Goa. On daddy's credit card. Or that rather large inheritance they came into. Wouldn't stand a chance in the
inner-city.

He's acting like he's SO street/working class, but he went to a £20, 000 a year school. What a public school twat.

by state-school reject October 18, 2004

Stoolge

Someone who is a stooge AND a tool at the same time.

Tim: Wow she's so hot!
Marie: Tim you stoolge she's taken!

by Marie001 February 4, 2008

Stooldini

A turd that mysteriously disappears in the toilet bowl before flushing and then reappears for a victory lap after flushing

Little Billy estimated the stooldini at nearly a foot as it emerged from the queens throat 360d and returned

by Dredgfish May 3, 2010

skooliosis

1.a brain debilitating disease that comes from goign to skool..
2. the effects of having sucky classes that make you stupider or dumber..
3. slang for school/skool... but not in a positive way... (you never say it like your excited to be there or even desiring to be there...)

dood1:hey man you wanna hang out?
'
dood2: no man sorry I can't i have skooliosis..

dood1: bummer

by K_U October 27, 2008

stolen hipness

Stolen hipness occurs when a person claims to having done something really cool at an earlier time when in fact they didn't.

Marvin claimed to have attended Woodstock in 1969 when in fact he worked as a bank teller. He was a classic example of stolen hipness.

by Louisiana Tiger March 25, 2020

Spoolish

An American slang word to describe a whimsical, carefree woman

Emily has been so carefree and spoolish lately

by SoftPretzelLuvr September 16, 2020