Stafuck

Means stop fucking or fucking around.

Billy stafuck jamie!!!

John stafuck and get back to work!

by Sexy&IKnowIt February 5, 2012

Staf

Abbreviation for a Staffordshite Bull Terrior

also abbreviated to Staffie

Look that hooded chav has a wildly out of control staf which he believes makes him look tough.

by skooling dumb fucks October 22, 2012

steacon

Steak-cut bacon. Normally referred to as "thick sliced bacon."

Put that turkey bacon back on the shelf--this isn't brunch, it's breakfast, so get the steacon.

by lanceschaubert February 28, 2013

steably

Someone who texts you every five minutes, spams your cell phone, annoys the crap out of you, flat out refuses to leave you alone, and yet is somehow your bestfriend

That guy is such a steably, he won't leave me alone

by Pazizle November 20, 2015

staffdy

An unusually large, hard, and rough penis. Mostly has the consistency of a wooden staff.

Girl 1: I broke up with Josh because he had a HUGE staffdy.

by GameboyAdv May 28, 2016

Staff Dick

An extremely large, hard, and rough penis. Has much of the same feel as a wooden staff.

Girl: I once dated a wonderful guy but I had to break up with him because of his Staff Dick.

by GameboyAdv May 26, 2016

Sneafer

One who partakes in the sniffing of public seating. "To sneaf"

Watch where you place your bottom, there's a sneafer on the loose!

by Sasa91 May 20, 2016