stalky stalks

A stalking so bad that it requires the intervention of the law and/or other authorities.

Poor woman declared her love for him and wouldn't leave him alone. It's so creepy that he called the police. She's definitely got a mild case of the stalky stalks.

by MrT-maybe January 26, 2022

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Hummer in the stacks

getting a nice blow job from a hot chick in one of the book aisles in the library.

Jess gave me an awesome hummer in the stacks yesterday at the library

by usarules878 November 11, 2009

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Stacks

A section of the library that is rarely used, such as the history section, that is an ideal location for sex.

My boyfriend and I went to the library to study for our history exam but we had sex in the stacks instead

by angela scott February 12, 2009

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sparks

New energy drink that contains 6% alcohol and the can itself looks like a battery. Add vodka a make a concoction called battery acid.

Screw that red bullshit, get sparks and have a good time.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

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Any attempt at sarcasm which does not achieve the desired response from the audience.

Sarcasm that is not funny.

Any comment that has you questioning why anyone would possibly favor the dilemma that is presented to them.

Ex./ Alex: I mean, I guess I like getting killed crossmap by a hatchet after being choked twice by nova gas and wounded by a semtex.

Jenkz: Why in the world would you like getting killed by a hatchet while choking on nova gas and injured by a semtex? No one would ever like something like that. Stop with the Starkasm already dude! Shut up and watch the killcam.

by Slinks29 December 21, 2010

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