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squashing mushrooms

Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.
by Ranch Hand 69 July 14, 2016
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squashify

(adverb) - To shorten a sentence or story in an instance
Class, may you please read the whole book and squashify it into a summary to present?
by thewordadder101 May 29, 2016
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squishy eggplant

When a guys cock is huge erect and teeny tiny flaccid
I don't want to show girls my cock unless I'm erect because I have a squishy eggplant
by Tig ol bitty-1 May 15, 2016
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Squishy Licky

A very hard to master sex move, where the partner at the bottom must squeeze the left nipple of the partner on top while licking the right nipple.
Alex: So how did it go with your girlfriend last night?

Rex: Oh yeah, I gave her the squishy licky last night

Alex: Wait I thought you just had a body pillow
by i wanna frick October 31, 2016
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squashfoot

A form of saying 'don't squish my foot'
"I don't need no squashfoot!"
by itsthatoneirrelevantperson1 December 6, 2016
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Squash

The noise a used condom makes when you step on it.
Little Jimmy had a great night last night with his newly acquired mistress when all the sudden "SQUASH". Jimmy looks down and sees a gross white mess all over his new carpet. Poor Jimmy.
by xxXcockgobbler235Xxx January 22, 2017
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squishy dishy

Squishy dishy basically means to be a rishikesh samant
Ex- oh stop being a squishy dishy
by hdjdbdhjd March 8, 2017
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