even spread

An uncommon term used to describe any sauce and or dressing that covers any dish that has been layered perfectly resulting in total satisfaction of said dish or meal.
Dude, I went to sheetz and ordered the french fry bowl with queso and got an even spread! Fuck yeah!
by Youseemalittletenseman December 03, 2022
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Spreading my wings

“Spreading my wings” is nyc bird slang and means that the person who is saying the term, going to have sex that same day.
Veronica: “Ma Im spreading my wings today”
Alice: “that means she’s gonna have sex with someone today”
by Nycbirdslang April 14, 2022
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Whore-spread

The amount of whores one man can have at one night in a strip club.
"Dude, did you see his whore-spread last night? Phenomenal!"

"Yo, my friend said he would cover my whore-spread tonight! Idiot!"
by Stallser November 08, 2011
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spread and dread

When you go down on a super hot girl but once you spread you immediately dread the decision realizing the stench if dat pussy but go for it anyway
by Dj Gunty Huntz April 07, 2015
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Love spread

The act of spreading semen over your partner as if they were a toaster strudel.
Would you like my love spread ?
by Jl96 August 17, 2021
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Dip and spread

When you use some dip and then spread her legs and smear it on her pussy.
Don’t use Buffalo dip for the dip and spread unless you want to take a trip to the ER
by BigPapi77 January 01, 2022
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rectal spread

1. A picture or depiction of someone with their anal meat exposed in any number of degrees of not-rightedness

2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities

3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter
I was on the internet keytar forums and I get a pop-up with gay dudes!! Lame!! I mean it was full-on rectal spread!!

by Cootie Brown March 16, 2007
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