Shituation

When you are in a not-good, unhappy situation caused by some unclear, driven by personal interest directions

I want to get out of this shituation

by Heraclex November 21, 2016

situational backbone

the ability or willingness to be assertive in only an extremely limited set of circumstances

I was hoping she would help me stand up to the homeowner's association to advocate for more parking spaces, but I forgot she has a situational backbone and therefore won't do much to help unless the issue involves the dog park.

by ksaysthis December 18, 2016

Shituation

A shitty situation no matter how you define it.

I got an agency telling me I need to apply to jobs that will be at a job fair instead of actually attending a job fair to speak with recruiters to actually try to get fuckin job. That's a shituation

by AnonymousPassionateOne December 31, 2016

Spañlation

Translation of spanglish

My friend heard me speaking spanlish

He asked me for a spañlation

by Rep4la April 24, 2017

situational hoe

a person who is only a hoe when the situation allows them to be

"She is only all over him because he's flirting with her, she's a situational hoe"

"He's definitely only making out with her because he's drunk, what a situational hoe"

by tiredlonleyandsad August 11, 2017

situational crime

crime that is committed when an opportunity is there for the criminal to commit it.

a relatively new concept of preventing this type of crime is Situational Crime Prevention (SCP), which is when methods are used to reduce the number of opportunities available for criminals to commit crimes

Oh, that CCTV camera definitely helped prevent a situational crime
The room's empty, no one's expected, perfect time to commit a situational crime

by titaniyum August 31, 2017

Shituation

When a person goes from one bad situation (tragedy) to another bad situation (tragedy). And there seems to be no relief in sight.

Man, did you hear about Raymond? First, his grandmother passed away, his dog died, then he lost his job. Raymond is in a shituation.
Johnny Black III

by Black Sensai December 4, 2017