Salty Milk

The juice that comes from a males manhood seconds after sexual stimulation.

Dave: I gave that bitch a good jizz bath lastnight!

Bob: You mean you gave her the ole' salty milk mustache?

Dave: Hella yeah! It does a body goood!

by Scroto T. Baggins February 24, 2004

Salty-Spatoon

when fucking a chick(with a rubber), you skeet in the condom, and rub the skeet all over your dick, then you take off the condom and slap the girl around with your "salty-spatoon"

Chester: dude holy shat after a rough night with ryan's mom, i finished off that MILF with a salty-spatoon.

Ryan: dude same here!

by Chester THEE Molester December 20, 2008

sooty

(noun, or adjective)
Someone who is sexually active based on the famous guinea pig "Sooty"

See genuine article: http://humour.200ok.com.au/go_sooty.html

He was quite sooty last night.
'Hey, Sooty' (used as a nickname)

by BusterBuster July 18, 2008

sotty

The feeling one comes to terms with when first waking from sleep and realizing that he or she does not want to go to work even though the person is physically and mentally able and has the ways and means to work. Most common in service oriented jobs (i.e. fast food, parcel delivery, help center, ect.)

John felt sotty when he woke because he did not want endure another day of his manager’s conduct. John’s boss was a Closet Nazi.

by kool420deathstar December 8, 2005

salty key

While receiving oral pleasure, during ejaculation, one must flip over pinning the girls head to the floor and accomplish a full 360, resembling a key turning a lock. This manuver was originated in a parkinglot in the Florida Keys.

Austin and Brendan took turns performing the salty key on Lily(the hot one).

by Brendan, Austin, and Lily January 3, 2006

Salty Sea Spray

After a men ejaculates inside the woman, he then puts his face level with her filled vagina, she queefs, and sprays a combination of his and her juices into his face, mouth, and eyes.

James thought he was cool for banging that filthy stripper, but when he bent down to get his wallet she totally gave him a salty sea spray.

by imwildyourmild March 6, 2009

Salty Adolph

When you drink cum but it ends up cumming(see what I did there) down your nose and gives the shape of a hitler mustache

Your mom had a salty Adolph last night

by U.Y.G.R. July 15, 2016