Sloothered

An extremely drunken state of being.. usually far beyond the control of balance, social skills, and in some cases.. bodily functions. Often, the sloothered individual is the butt of many jokes the following day, and must be reminded of his or her actions due to the alcohol induced loss of memory. See also.. hammered, toasted, blasted, plastered

Damn bro... you must have been pretty sloothered last night. Do you even remember getting thrown out of the club for peeing in the potted plant?!

by Capn' Kingfish and crew. May 23, 2006

Sid the Sloth

A very funny sloth from the movie Ice Age that causes destruction every step he takes. He is also very clumsy, and has a brain the size of a pea.

Sid the Sloth is so clumsy, incautious, and not so smart.

by Anonymous Sad Elephant January 10, 2017

American Couch Sloth

Someone who walks around, complaining that he has too many things going on at once and can't do any of them.

"Hey, we need your help!"
"Not right now, leave me alone, I'm busy"
Then you see him doing nothing but walking around talking about how busy he is.

by Chris July 6, 2004

slothicide

1. when a sloth attacks a human and is resaulted in injury or death.

2. a sudden wave of laziness.

1. he died in a tragic slothicide accident

2. i was going to go to work today, but i got a case of slothicide

by jenna and connor and brandon September 19, 2007

Three-toad Sloth

A sloth which uses three toads to wipe his ass.

Argh. it looks like a three-toad sloth was here.

by God December 14, 2004

slothernly

adj. To be slither like.

"That snake is very slothernly."

by dr. gutierrez May 21, 2007

slothernly

an adjective used to describe someone slithery or snake like.

the following are slothernly: snakes, slugs, noodles, tounges, and worms.

by Juanito Rojas May 21, 2007