pentagon shocker

When you're climbing over a fence and a picket pokes you right up the pooper.

(The PENTAGON Shocker, because it's the Department of DE FENCE)

I slipped while jumping the fence and gave myself the old Pentagon Shocker

by Spankleberry April 26, 2017

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Septic Shocker

When you have anal sex bareback with a girl, then surprise her by pulling out and finishing in her mouth

"Why is Sally so mad at you today?"

"I gave her a septic shocker last night"

by SgtSyphilis July 26, 2017

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shower slacker

One who does not like to shower and who will put off showering at the expense of those around him/her

Dude, we about to go get dinner and you need to stop being a shower slacker so you don't offend everyone at the restaurant with your stank.

by Waaaaaaaalllaaa August 21, 2017

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G-Shocker

An individual that loves to wear G-shocks and is called by his friends G-shocker.

What's up G-shocker- An individual that loves to wear G-shocks.

by Antkololo June 3, 2018

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A currently fictional device concept - the Jizz Soccer, Jizz Socker or Jizz Sock-ker is a two piece apparatus. One piece is conceived to have a pneumatic pumping action sleeve designed to fit over a penis and is fitted with a wireless or wired receiver. The second piece is a glove fitted with motion sensors and a transmitter. The intended function of the jizz socker is to allow the person wearing the penis sleeve to be cranked off by a complete stranger utilising the glove device in tandem with an internet connection.

"That Jizz Socker session last night was immense... ladyboy69xOxO has one hell of a grip!!"

Ready to rock with a Jizz Socker'd cock! PM me plz!! X_X

by Stick900 November 12, 2018

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Dude Shocker

One in the dink and one in the stink!

Terry thought the shocker should be more gender neutral... So he gave Nick the dude shocker... They both agreed it was fun...

by CatPenis69 March 8, 2019

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Shell Shockers

A game where 10 year olds get a sex partner and really wanna fuck hard. but shell shockers is better without the 40 year old men and 8 year old girls because 99% of the time you can see them

girl: who wanna be my boyfriend
10 year old: add me on instagram
girl: ok daddy

me: why are you asking for a girlfriend in shell shockers

by a spam account used by someone May 2, 2020

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