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Shell-Queef

(noun)
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.

- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.
under state-mandated diagnosis, Jack Oberlander was found to be suffering severe Shell-Queef-induced delusions.

"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "
by Jack seriously bud August 15, 2021
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Shell shocked

The linebacker from Nigeria took the receiver's helmet off his head and positioned it so that when he started to stomp on his head, it crushed his head, as he made a sound kind of like Solomon towards the end of Blood Diamond (the shovel scene) as he did it. He didn't realize that most people playing football weren't doing that, this guy really wanted to win, and he was trying to give beyond one hundred percent all the time. It was always life or death for him, since he had been shell shocked since he was a kid.
by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021
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Soft Shells

A shell used typically for tacos; strictly used by Mexicans
Puerto Rican’s don’t use soft shells, Mexicans do.
by Ccooooooollllllllll July 5, 2020
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putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole
I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell
by Ishitoften December 31, 2020
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shell beach

An unreachable or nonexistent paradise. Reference to movie Dark City.
Hey, you happen to know the way to Shell Beach?
by Phlegatu May 3, 2018
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