schmoozelated

Offer the schmooze to an imbecile who deserves neither love nor respect.

I schmoozelated a group of retarded Italian fags run by their whore wives. As it was in their bumholes, Catholic diks, the end.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 29, 2025

Schmoo

Goop of some sort, usually very viscous and hard to remove.

Aww, it's all covered in schmoo.

by wonseventimesgotnothing October 8, 2025

Schmoozle

To schmooze with the intent to bamboozle.

I schmoozled my client into paying me millions.

by nydellis October 15, 2025

mike schmool

This phrase can be used to describe anything and everything.

You missed a mike schmool over there

by Karoline Das Boot January 21, 2011

poopy schmoopy

Something you call brown and smelly and slimy.
An adjective.

My poop was really poopy schmoopy this morning.

by soaked taint March 5, 2019

Double Schmoove

When your having sex with a condom, but pull out, just in case.

Damn...I almost got Christina pregnant last night, good thing I did the Double Schmoove

by DontGoInRawNigga January 19, 2020

cool schmool hole

trans or intersexual person who moves between genders in order to hide their identity from others.

This Cool Schmool Hole tried to convince me to send them money.

by furfeelings February 24, 2024