Red Scare

n. When your girlfriend doesn't tell you that she has her period (or doesn't know)and you try to slide into third base hands first, resulting in red all over your hands and a horrified look on your face.

Jacob thought his date was going great, so he slid his hand south only to get hit with the Red Scare.

by Zellars03 January 4, 2008

Scarey

The mispelled version of scary (for deadshits only). Something is scarey when you have a fear of it.

It is Scarey to see how many dumbarses mispell scary

by Prawnos February 7, 2009

scaredom

The act of shitting bricks in extreme stress.
* mainly used in third person *

(being scared dipshit) >:D

1. jonny said in complete scaredom "HOLY SHIT!"

2. "Mom was startled with extreme scaredom"

by ThatsAWordNow May 4, 2013

Scareder

When u are scared as shit but even more scared than scared but petrified is too far

Damn son I am way more scareder than you

by Minjlucy August 15, 2017

Scarecrowfication

The act of using straw and other such materials to give oneself the appearance of a common or garden scarecrow.

"Oh my, the scarecrowfication on that chap is incredible, he resembles that chap Worzel Gummage from late 80's television. Extraordinary"

by Worzel November 18, 2003

Scareumentary

Any 'future looking' TV program done in the documentary-style that peddles doom and fear to the viewer. Mostly based on either fuzzy science, blurry video, make-believe, or lottery-odds natural disasters.

Fear over fact and opinion over science.

1) Including, but not limited to, interpreting Nostradamus after the fact, Earth killing asteroids, Aztec calendars, pyramid building aliens, and the famous just-out-of-reach-of-modern-technology monsters among us.

2) Man #1: " I snapped a picture of by brother chasing Bigfoot. Its dark, blurry and otherwise nondescript."
Man #2: "You should send that to the History Channel. They will use it in their next Scareumentary!"

by CynicNow January 10, 2010

scarent

A parent who rules through fear.

Bobby's dad yelled at him for dropping his ice cream. He's a nasty scarent.

That kid is afraid of his own shadow. Must be because his dad is a scarent.

by mermaid72 January 24, 2010