evan sais

He is an awesome person who have a big penis.

Your such an Evan sais

by Jac is the November 23, 2016

alicia salisbury

Someone who cant keep their trap shut. And always will get on your nerves.

That alicia Salisbury is something.

by TS5904 May 24, 2019

Adam Salisbury

Adam Salisbury has had in incredible life. Grew up in the United States, with nothing to complain about. Adam was a Missionary for his church, grad of BYU, has built a successful career & is moving forward in life. However, the most significant impact on his life derives from the one and only; Jimmer Fredette. Jimmer & Adam were INSEPARABLE. They were the BEST dynamic duo Utah has ever seen! Everything was going great, he felt on top of the world! However, the week of February 10-14th, Adam Salisbury was invited to a meeting with Ryan from to discuss initiatives going on in 2020. He had a choice that would affect the rest of his life; with 2 paths. Path 1: Take a meeting with Ryan & overcome the data challenges. Ryan listens to Adam, & they find a great solution. He gets promoted, recognized, & is loved by USANA. Jimmer (his best friend ever), congratulates him and their legacy continues to grow & he becomes the happiest man ever! Path 2: Adam declines the meeting, does not solve USANA's BI challenges, & finds out that he does not get recognized by USANA. But worst of all, Jimmer is disappointed in Adam. Jimmer would WANT Adam to take any open opportunity & shoot his shot because that's what Jimmer would do! Jimmer would Adam to take a meeting with Ryan! Adam & Jimmer's friendship fades away after he declines the meeting. Adam has a choice, To take the meeting with Ryan and fulfill his destiny, or decline it and part ways with Jimmer... Forever.

"Adam Salisbury & Jimmer Fredette are both best friends, but become even more powerful friends with Informatica."

by Ogneff23 February 6, 2020

A Salisbury Socking

Essential to performing this manoeuvre, is doggy. Eat a shit tonne of food, preferably spicy, then shit in a sock. Just prior to the fabled finish, swing the sock around you’re head, gather momentum, and thwack that socky shit around the back of her head.

John to girl: I’m about to cum

Girl: GIVE ME A SALISBURY SOCKING

John: ok

Example 2:

Webby: Dude, I gave her the Salisbury socking of her life

John: nice

by The Socker September 24, 2020

Fumika_sagisawa

A man who never missed in his life and gets every girl he looks at

Wow he must be fumika_sagisawa

by Lt.dxrk March 15, 2021

Mia Salisbury

Mia Salisbury is a loving caring person there very bubbly and caring they tend to have self conscious. But there very silly amazing and annoying. They tend to have green eyes. And brown hair. They tend to have anger issues and get mad easily if you’d see one say hi

Someone: did you see her she’s such a mia Salisbury

by Me Me Me Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 3, 2021

Creative sadism

When a writer of television or film causes an audience intense physical pain either through the death of a beloved character or by ending the entire show after making it so good

Tom: "Can you believe Succession is going to end one day?"
Thom: "Yes, it's very typical of oppressive social structures to use creative sadism to exploit the bourgeois by making them dependent on television to distract them from wider issues of systematic abuse - it's panem et circenses all over again"
Tom: "Wtf chill"
Thom: "I will not chill"
Tom: "I think you need a hug, bro"

by juvenal_11 November 9, 2021