Safety Patrol MVP

This is basically a reward Safety Patrols get for being good at the "job."

Wow, You got the totally rad Safety Patrol MVP award!

by TikTok @vintagemez March 4, 2022

Safety-net sub

After studying the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the overworked mind generally opts for less hostile territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my safety-net sub.
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.

by Paterico December 9, 2008

safety unicorn

A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.

"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me

by TiggyMima September 10, 2016

safety hat

the hat you wear when you taken too much and seek safety

nath where’s the safety hat?

by Obi2709 October 2, 2021

safety song

The song you sing to yourself in order to get another annoying tune out of your head.

I've had that stupid song from the Kia Soul commercial -- the one with the rappin' hamsters -- in my head for days, so I started singing the theme from THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. It's my safety song.

by Julie the Jarhead January 23, 2011

safety sister

A sister whomst you trust with your safety at all times, especially at like a frat event.

"Hey my homie, need a safety sister for tonights super dope frat event?"
"What's a safety sister?"
"I dunno man, ask Trent."

by anonymous November 14, 2021

Safety Warrior

A very paranoid person who tries to busybody others into following their own rigid personal safety precautions.

"John keeps telling me not to take the subway on my upcoming trip to New York, because he thinks there's tons of crime. He's such a safety warrior!"

by greatjofo March 1, 2025