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Z.A.S.K. is an acronym for 'zombie apocalypse survival kit'. While a zombie apocalypse is a remote possibility, the Z.A.S.K. also serves as an all-purpose survival kit for hurricanes, earthquakes, and floods -- as well as the occasional zombie apocalypse.
Just ordered a second Z.A.S.K. for the car, complete with 3-day food supply for two, a multi-function knife, and iodine tablets for water purification. One never knows when zombies will strike.
by Julie the Jarhead August 12, 2011

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The brief, weird dream that you have between the time you wake up first and the time you finally wake up.
I woke up at 5, but I didn't have to get up till 7, so I went back to sleep. I had a tweam that Zsa Zsa Gabor was a 50-foot-woman attacking Chicago. I woke up again at 6:30.
by Julie the Jarhead January 24, 2011

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The song you sing to yourself in order to get another annoying tune out of your head.
I've had that stupid song from the Kia Soul commercial -- the one with the rappin' hamsters -- in my head for days, so I started singing the theme from THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. It's my safety song.
by Julie the Jarhead January 22, 2011

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