Robert

Robert is a great,loving guy that will do his best to be by your side 24/7. No matter what he will do his best to make you happy. He thinks he is not attractive but in reality he is very handsome and caring and the best guy you’ll ever met, he will make you smile everyday and he will do his very best to make you laugh. He is the most loving guy that you will ever met in your lifetime.

He is just the best guy ever.

Oh you mean Robert yes he is.

by Xxlove_zozoxX January 15, 2019

Robert

Robert is completely amazing. He is sweet. He is caring. He is funny. He is everything you could wish for in a guy. Ever though he is a bit cocky everything else makes up for it. He knows how to cheer me up or make me laugh. If only we lived closer maybe something great could happen. But being best friends is enough! Love you !!!!! ~ 3rd best friend

Wow that guy is a Robert!

by Your 3rd Best Friend October 12, 2016

Dirty robert

A person who wanks to anime porn and nearly gets murdered at mcdonalds

Ugh I'm such a dirty robert

by Thatfatawkwardkid January 28, 2020

Roberto

the most bad ass dude in the world with a huge dick and has the best sex skills ever hes huge like a horse and fucks like a stallion!

he is so good he has to b a Roberto

by kingofdawurld December 6, 2010

360 rubber-five

Celebratory and reminiscent of a hi five but sexual in nature; a sexual handshake properly performed on a female (usually) with vaginal entry of a penis encased in a condom and the giving partner rotating their penis through as much of 360 degrees as possible while inside the female's vagina. The 360 rubber-five is the crowning moment of their sexual relations and actually the sexual hi-five or handshake which celebrates the good sex just had by both.

A mind blowing sex session which culminates with a 360 rubber-five sexual "handshake".

by Sweet_Naiah August 18, 2008

Lay Rubber

To accelerate a vehicle quickly enough to spin the tires and leave a thin coating of rubber behind.

His mustang has enough horsepower to lay rubber in second gear.

by TH3W1R3D January 1, 2009

cops and robbers

the sexual game of placing a donut over your hard on and blind folding the woman and having her try to eat the donut off your dick without her eating it or having the man blind folded and trying to eat a candy bar out of the girls vagina all while being handcuffed

lindsay and i tried cops and robbers and and i ate a snickers out of her vagina

by The king Friday September 7, 2013