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richard sharp snell 

Richard Sharp Snell is a swagalicious 8th grader. He goes by detrayvion and is a football GOD.
yee haw, that richard sharp snell is fresh

Richard Shelest 

Jack: Yo, Sean! Check this beat I made!
Sean: Damn bro, you're so Richard Shelest!
Jack: I'm so what now?
Sean: Richard Shelest, Another word of talented. He makes sick music, you should check him out!
Jack: Will do, bro!
Richard Shelest by juzzycooch November 9, 2020

Richard Fitswell 

Richard Fitswell is an alias that people with a micro penis refer to themselves as. Usually a compensating for the small member they were born with. His body kept growing but his dick never did. These people are manipulative, abusive, and tend to bully others or cause problems for anyone they are in contact with.
Porn Director: what have you decided on for a porn name?
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!

Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.

Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?

Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!

Richard Dreyfus Variety hour! 

To randomly and quickly over act...... ten times......in nine different scenarios.
if you punch a five year old in the face ten times you have committed a crime, if you stab him thirty seven times in the chest you have won the Richard Dreyfus Variety hour!!!

Richard Priors 

The amount of dicks a person has had before a given relationship
“I’m so happy for you man, you know how many Richard Priors she’s had?”

Richard the Lionhearted 

English King in the third Crusade. Rose up against the Moslem Saladin, who controlled Jerusalem at the time, with the supposed support of King Philip of France. King Philip, being French, later ditched Richard on the way to Jerusalem, causing a great blow to Richard's goal. Still though, Richard, brave and courageous, marched on. By the time he reached Jerusalem, Richard knew his victory, while possible, would not last for long, and he was not willing to waste the lives of his men. Sadly, he retreated and signed a treaty with Saladin. Richard was later imprisoned but released by King Philip, and his death came from an arrow shot in the shoulder. Richard's legacy as a soldier transcended his somewhat bad kinship, bad marriage, and bad son, and his romanticized reputation will last forever.
Richard The Lionhearted may have won if all his allies didn't ditch him.