faux real

Pronounced the same as "fo' real," this is a way to deceive people (especially friends, family, and co-workers) without their knowledge. Simply reply "faux real" and they think you have the same reaction or feel the same way as they do. In reality, you are saying "fake real," so you feel the opposite way but do not want to hurt anyone's feelings. Works well with small children.

Jan: I think these sweat pants look nice on my womanly curves!

Cyndi: Faux real, they do!!

by mockingbird21 December 9, 2008

Real Tough

It means your sprung on something or someone, and thats all you think about.You cant get enough of it or them.

Dammmn Keyshia you all on his nuts " real tough" let that nigga breathe.

by LAyLAy THE MURDA GHURL! February 24, 2009

real ale

The is below is correct,if a little oxford. Basicly yeast is added to the "container" so that the beer continues to be live ie improve with age. Two basic types; cask and bottle conditioned.Cask will see a hand pull/pump used for dispence rather than a font,bottle condioned will need careful lable reading to identify if you dont know the brand.although there is now a "CAMRA says this real ale" labling scheme starting to appear,to help the uninitiated.

Forget the keg i'll have the REAL ale

by toymi69 May 29, 2008

Real Juan

A large volume, explosive dump; specifically after eating Mexican food.

Oh! I just dropped a real juan, boyyyyyy.

by Peter Dunbar July 21, 2014

faux real

When something is real, but it's fake at the same time.
Good actors are faux real because they can fake an emotion really well like it's real, but since it's acting, the emotion is fake! Faux Real!!


Pronounced "fo-real"

You wanna join the club FauxReal at UC Merced? We got some good actors in it!!

Dude, you're faux real.

by bananalicious! December 17, 2008

real man

Term used by greedy women looking for a sugar daddy.
A guy that spends a lot of money on a money grubbing gold digging woman. A guy that takes a dinner whore to expensive fine dining restaurants. A man that buys drinks for a woman and all her friends. A real man is one that dumps any chick that uses the term "real man" or "gentleman".

"I want a REAL MAN who knows how to treat his woman right"

by gruntalicious April 29, 2008

real world

1) The unbereable people, places and situations we have to deal with as long as we live. 2)What most people who do drugs are trying to escape from (most of the time they might be right - who could blame them?)

1. Man, I just wasn´t made for the real world! Everything is so not fun!
2. Screw the real world! I´m into smack now!

by Luiz July 8, 2003