vabbage patch

a vagina that is unshaved.

Dude, I tried going down her pants, but there was a total vabbage patch!

by harry k. December 25, 2007

pitch hitter

When the vagina is out of commission from her period and the man asks to substitute with her asshole instead.

Due to the monthly vistor, her boyfriend asked for the pitch hitter.

by snowboard freak November 9, 2009

Bitch Patch

Tattoo equivalent to tramp stamp but not as slutty looking. Usually also means that the girl is a grade A Bitch.

"Damn check out that girl over there"
"You see that Bitch Patch on her?"
"Yea, what about it?"
"You don't want to mess with her!"

by KHer2 March 30, 2010

Pitching

The one doing the sexual act in either gay or normal intercourse

Who was pitching and who was catching?

by Nbj777 November 5, 2008

jazz patch

Hipster facial hair style. Facial hair on men (and, rarely, women) often forms an inverted triangle directly beneath the lower lip, while the true beard forms further south. Leaving this small triangle of hair intact while shaving off the hair below it produces a jazz patch. An early popularizer of the style was Frank Zappa (RIP).

He got rid of the goatee; now he's got a jazz patch and some ugly-ass sideburns.

by Barbiste January 14, 2004

cabbage patch kids

A useless, overpriced doll.

<child> MOMMIE I WANT CABBAGE PATCH KIDS!!1!!
<mother> Forty dollars, what the hell?!

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

pitching two tents

The act of going camping and then performing sexual acts. In this way, it is virtually guaranteed that pitching two tents will occur; one for shelter, and the other for pleasure.

Allison and her boyfriend are going camping next weekend... I have a feeling they'll be pitching two tents.

by Andrew Kaiser August 3, 2007