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champagne problem

I had a dream the other night about the song "Champagne Problems" by Nick Jonas and decided in my dream that calling someone a "champagne problem" is a witty insult that insinuates their parents drank too much one day and that's the only reason they were conceived.
Ugh, she's been bothering me so much lately. She's such a champagne problem.
by short bear November 14, 2023
mugGet the champagne problemmug.

Jo Problem

I pointless problem only Jo cares about
fglwsdl has circles. Sorry its not a real problem its a Jo Problem
by rick_vers733 January 5, 2022
mugGet the Jo Problemmug.

The David Problem

A situation that arises during software development in which one developers build works perfectly (we call this the David build) whilst all other builds are completely fucked.
Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."
by Miss David January 27, 2022
mugGet the The David Problemmug.

Problem Solver

Someone who creates problems in order to be called a problem solver.
Adelaide made a big deal of each challenge in order to save the day and to be considered a chief problem solver. Also, she wears too much lula roe.
by Bahahaha4-1 October 13, 2018
mugGet the Problem Solvermug.

A You problem

When someone's moaning about something that is beyond your expertees thats a you problem.
Bro my missus keeps messaging guys back.sorry my bro that's a you problem .🔥
by LADYPAC June 29, 2022
mugGet the A You problemmug.

problem

you have a problem
by khubkprubhj May 20, 2021
mugGet the problemmug.

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