N: A small, cracked-out vacation town where you get up at 4:30am, load up to go flats fishing, pray that you catch a big trout, get stuck trying to run the boat in too shallow water, wait for either the tide to rise or someone else to help in return for beer. Eventually, you will probably end up eating dinner at the same place and ending up at the bar until 1am… and repeat.
Person 1: We should go fishing and drinking
Person 2: I know just the place, we should go to Port O’ Connor
Person 1: Aw sweet! We might can even get some cocaine that washed up on the beach!
Person 2: I know just the place, we should go to Port O’ Connor
Person 1: Aw sweet! We might can even get some cocaine that washed up on the beach!
by whatamidoingwiththis February 21, 2022
"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.
by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024
"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.
by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024
Mr. C: What's Johnny do? Last I heard, he was the CEO of a Company.
Mr. D: Haven't you heard?
Mr. G: I haven't heard, what happened?
Mr. D: His degrees got revoked. He's port-tending now.
Mr. C: Hey, what's port-tending?
Mr. G: Oh port-tending, he's tending to the port!!
Mr. D: What a noble profession! I have to go the harbor now!!!
Mr. D: Haven't you heard?
Mr. G: I haven't heard, what happened?
Mr. D: His degrees got revoked. He's port-tending now.
Mr. C: Hey, what's port-tending?
Mr. G: Oh port-tending, he's tending to the port!!
Mr. D: What a noble profession! I have to go the harbor now!!!
by MosesvsJesus February 25, 2024
by Psyeraph October 08, 2014
( noun/adjective) A state of exhaustion that is achieved by obsessively working on your portfolio site.
After tweaking the formatting of my website for the 12 hours straight, I am port-folded.
I'm port-folded from all the edits I had this make this week, let's grab a beer!
I'm port-folded from all the edits I had this make this week, let's grab a beer!
by ungrammed April 13, 2022