Poon-Faggot

A person who brags about loving sex, but is too much of a bitch to actually go out and pursue that goal.

Bob: Hey look at THAT hot-ass chick, I'd eat her clean out!

Ted: Bob, you've been saying that about the same girl for two weeks now. Stop being such a Poon-Faggot and talk to her already.

by sweetdeeonfire December 22, 2009

poon doctor

An affectionate refferal to the guy within a group of male friends who is renowned for getting the "poon"

Philip - "Yeah where is Dickie?"

Will - "Probably with some gash, he was coated in poon last night!"

Rex - "Well he is the poon doctor!"

by nicomate! October 26, 2009

dick-poon

The penis/vagina combo pack of a hermaphrodite.

Hmm... I wonder if his/her dick-poon is circumcised.

by GrapeCakes June 13, 2008

Poon Tang

Pussy; poozle; snatch, etc. Not from Tagalog, but from French "putain", meaning "whore."

Honey Babe, I need summa that ole poon tang.

by octopod November 27, 2003

Poon Snatch

To swoon one's lady friend cold-heartedly.
The shameless act of seducing a female that has already been claimed.

I can't believe Rick tried to poon snatch my girl at my own birthday party.

by Jose Troconis October 17, 2006

Poon Smooch

When eating out a girl its the slobber/vagina juice that gets smeared on your face that you have to whipe off when your done.

DUDE! you should have seen it, brian's face was caked in poon smooch from that fat chick.

by Adam Handy April 29, 2007

poon shark

A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.

That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.

by Archonoclast January 27, 2008